Ah! the joys of the National Express.
Hated travelling on them as a student.

Smelly toilets and wierdos.

You get a better class of wierdo on the train.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Look at the positives
Coaches are cheaper, usually.
Occasionally they run later than the trains.
Errrm... I think that's it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Fortunately the toilet is out of order!
Therefore smelly-arsed inconsiderate gits can't stink it up. We still have eau-de-sweat, I must say. I quite like the coach though. You see more places up close and in this case it was almost fifty quid cheaper than the train. Beats working I suppose. I have Dwight Yoakam and Paul Young on quite heavy rotation on the 'Walkman'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

So you have five and a half hours on a coach with no toilet.
Lovely!
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I never use the fuckers anyway Blouson.
We're stopping a couple of times too. Hopefully not in Stoke. No offence if there are any Stokey folk here, but your bus-station gives me severe depression.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 11:04, Reply)