It wasn't help I was looking for
it was puns. There's a big difference
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh, sorry, help in thinking up puns then.
A huge difference. A vast chasm, in fact.

sniffs. I worked hard* on that poem.

*Well, for 2 minutes, anyway.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I don't care how hard you worked
poetry is for the gays, and even by their standards, it was awful.

Men write poems like this:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your duck is dead,
Now get ready for a raping.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I try to be PC
But I can't help guffawing at that...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

It's the way poetry is meant to be

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)

*click*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:04, Reply)

But it dun't do nothing guv'nor!
Clicking only works if it's the original post you're clicking here on Off Topic.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:05, Reply)