There were
hundreds lots of leaves on the tree yesterday. I possibly eggggsagerated - I've also got too many of them at the moment.

What the hell am I going to do with 300 eggs and no leaves on my apple tree?

Hmmm? Tell me internet! Tell me!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have an early Easter?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

biggest omlet ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Paint the eggs green
blu tack them to the tree, all your problems will be solved
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Great idea...
...however the presence of two eleven year old boys, who like to use the fallen apples as "ammo" might have other ideas.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

The added mayhem will only serve to improve your otherwise uneventful lives
DO IT
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)