My apple tree has no leaves now
as there's been a high wind all day. Only the apples are left.

What gets left after you've got wind?



Alternatively who did you hate most when you were at school?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:58, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

INJUSTICE

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

When I get wind
every bugger leaves.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Hi chickenlady
I don't fart, my backside is tighter than Ronnie Corbett's neck muscles, as for hating people at school, I didn't hate anyone, I was a lovely bloke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Skids
I hated most of them. Actually I didn't hate them. I was just scared of them and thought they were dickheads. They WERE dickheads but they couldn't help it. Just like I couldn't help being a friendly mong with odd music taste.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Oh
When I read that I thought that you left skids when you got wind!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)

That IS what I meant.

SKIDS GET LEFT BEHIND WHEN I HAVE WIND!
(not 'skids' as in "I hated skids, ie. 'kids'.")
I see your point.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Why, have my trousers fallen down?
No, they're up, I can see they're up. Oh, I see your point.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Carry On Up The Officelolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)

The window frames.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I didn't hate anyone at school
other than myself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)

This is a complete lie.
I love myself. If fact, I'm loving myself right now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)

at work?
a load of trash. Papers, crisp bags and cups, wrappers and cigarette butts. It's not as bad as it used to be, now that the neighbor has put up a fence I have a sneaking suspicion it all ends up in their lot.

And I hated Vicky Nameremovedtoprotecttheguilty. Because she went out with Chris Nameremovedtoprotectthesexy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

To prove that I only tell the TRUTH!


Taken not five minutes ago.

Okay, ten, I had to download Gimp first.

I live a THRILLING life.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

LIES
I can clearly see leaves on this tree.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Also those "APPLES"
Have clearly been gimped in with a simple circle tool...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Gimping apples!
My word, that's a serious claim to make.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Chickenlady!
I can clearly see where you've tried to airbrush the vacuum cleaner out of the shot...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Bugger.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

There were
hundreds lots of leaves on the tree yesterday. I possibly eggggsagerated - I've also got too many of them at the moment.

What the hell am I going to do with 300 eggs and no leaves on my apple tree?

Hmmm? Tell me internet! Tell me!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Have an early Easter?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

biggest omlet ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Paint the eggs green
blu tack them to the tree, all your problems will be solved
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Great idea...
...however the presence of two eleven year old boys, who like to use the fallen apples as "ammo" might have other ideas.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

The added mayhem will only serve to improve your otherwise uneventful lives
DO IT
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I hated a teacher called Mrs Hicks.
I found out the other day that she is still alive. Unfortunately.

She had a hip replacement whilst she was my teacher, but she insisted on coming back to teach. There was a time when she dropped a pen on the floor, and when she bent down to pick it up... she froze. She froze, and we laughed. What could she do after all.

After 10 minutes a girl called Shelley help he back up, and from that day forth, we would through things under her desk, in the hope she would pick them up.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)