Greetings Metallica
Talk like a Pirate day isn't until Saturday.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But every day
is "Obscure Simpsons Reference" day.

Ahoy-hoy, Mr Burns!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Greetings.
I like the cut of your jib, Simpson.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Who is that Smithers?
One of the faceless drones from sector 3G.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I shall have to ... attack you ...
*unf unf unf*
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Greetings Chainey
I wonder what Mr. Burns would be like on Talk Like a Pirate day.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Unable to lift his cutlass
off the floor.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)

He'd just get Smithers to do it for him
In fact, he'll stand behind Smithers while he's fighting Burns's opponent.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

AARGGGH MATEY
I be spendin' Talk Like A Pirate Day swabbin' the deck afore me wench of a mother docks in this scurvy port. Arrrr.

/finds a use at last for Facebook's Pirate English setting
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)