Awesome!
I feel very bad for my friend, but she cut her eyeball yesterday in a freak accident. She has to wear a patch, and Saturday is International Talk Like A Pirate day. So do I totally take the piss? (she is ok, btw)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:02, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yes
always yes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Arrr!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Damn right you do.
Yarrrr.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Cut her eye eh,
thats some sharp ejaculation.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:29, Reply)

Tell her she must surrender the booty!
And she must let me fire me cannons through her portholes and fill her scuppers with me yardarm...

(For that matter, this presents you with a rare opportunity- you, a female, have the chance to perform an Angry Pirate without having to ejaculate into her eye! Just kick her in the shin and run!)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 1:23, Reply)