This morning so far I have consumed:
2 bacon and egg sandwiches. 4 rashers and 2 eggs on each.

A Donner Kebab pot noodle and

a peperoni hot.

What has made you feel like a fat bastard recently?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:31, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This post.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:32, Reply)

This post makes me feel thin
you fat cunt
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I dont normally eat this much.
I must have worms or something.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:33, Reply)

.
worms the Bad AIDS
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Last night
I had nachos and cheese with hot sauce.
The cheese to nacho ratio was ridiculous and fattening and greasy.
on Sunday I had lots of things deep-fried and battered.
I love fat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:38, Reply)

A man after my own heart attack :-)

( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

+wo

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Thanks Noel
Everyone on the internet initially assumes I'm a fella.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Sorry dude.
.
.
Doh!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Not a problem (*Dudette would be more appropriate)
Noel, there's nothing mannish about me, apart from my penis. And it's a small penis too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

:)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

You are rather manish.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Well, it won't be standing next to you, that's for sure! ;)
I think it was when I sat on the edge of the bed and the slats gave way under the mattress. Damn shoddy IKEA furniture!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Yes,
thats right... Ikea :-)
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Damn those Swedes!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Is that like how we automatically hate the French?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Yup,
I blame the french for me being a fat bastard.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I've had a Pain au Chocolat
and a Wispa Gold.

God-damn.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Mmm
Wispa gold. I think that might be next.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I consumed
an entire plate of lobster ravioli the other day, with garlic bread. Followed by a pint of Hagen Daaz ice cream.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Lobster Ravioli!
You bloomin posho. The only reason I had a Kebab pot noodle is because I cant afford the real thing :-)

Bring on Lobster Ravioli pot noodles!!!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:46, Reply)

It's fucking ace!
You buy it frozen and then just cook it up. Loverly!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Puts on shopping list :-)
I shall report back at tea time!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Dunno if you can get it in the UK

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)

fuck sake
it isn't even 11 o clock yet
i think the cancer fairy might be along to visit you soon

whats for lunch a whale supper?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Nah,
not a big fan of krill.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:48, Reply)

i was thinking more
of a whale fillet in batter with a few kilos of chips

then a casual vomit followed by a bombay bad boy with a half dozen pepparamis to dip in it
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Might be worth a try,
No doubt the vomit will have carrots in it.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

You can always look at the ingredients on the back of the pot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Is monsodium glutamate carrot?

( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Mmmmm... Umami...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

i think
MSG represents one of you 'five-a-day'

do you think you could get MSG Dib Dabs
with a lolly of hardened grease to dip in it
or even a satay stick
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

so far
a tub of pringles, and 1/2 a pack of mini doughnuts (9/pack)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Ooh,
what flavour pringles. The prawn cocktail are like crack.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

today
salt + vinegar

really strong for some reason
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)