I am going to spend an hour shouting
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DO NOT WORK YOU TWUNT!!!

At Derren Brown on the telly.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd love to be susceptible to things like that.
Actually, maybe I am. I might watch it tonight and see if he can make me go twocking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:14, Reply)

It's going to work
Because 99% of people staying in on a Friday night watchnig Darren fucking Brown are doing so because they are fat, inactive, stupid, and unhealthy and therefore unlikley to move from their seat except to grab another Mars Bar from the kitchen...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:16, Reply)

*has never watched Derren Brown*
*but does like Mars Bars and being sofa-bound. Often*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Battered mars bar from the fryer.
He really is becoming an incredulous bore.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:22, Reply)

It would be cool,
but if you watch it, I bet he will try and get you to touch yourself on various parts of your body... hang on a minute.

I shall try an experiment on you now, to give you a feel of what he might try and do. I shall write a sentence, but when you read it, you must stress the italics. It works on most people, so apols of it does not on you!

If you start from scratch who knows it might be handy and uplifting.

Even though you know what you are meant to do, it is hard no to do it. :-)
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Argh, fuck!
I didn't, but I felt a force making me dooo ittttt!
I'm not watching that tonight...
I'm gonna have curry and booze with my mate. And not scratch my nose or my bum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:23, Reply)

You will,
its hard to fight it. That is the kind of crap he is pulling tonight. And trust me, every time you repeat that sentence in your head, it is murder for at least 10 minutes.

I am making myself do it now...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:24, Reply)

There's a guy works down the chip-shop swears he's Elvis...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Uh-huh!
Now look what you made me do...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:33, Reply)

:#)
^ itchy nose. I just invented that.
Peace ouuuuut. I'm off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:34, Reply)