I've had too much coffee
It's almost as bad as the time I had too much Red Bull.
I'm shaking and I have a feeling of impending doom. I have to be normal and chipper as I have a friend coming to stay.

What will calm me down and allay my feeling of doom?
or
What are you all up to this evening?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:48, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have a couple of my sleepers...
zopiclone calms me right-the-fuck-down!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Eh up B69
I can't be all mongy when my friend comes to stay!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:05, Reply)

bollocks to that!
if they are true friends they will forgive you a mongy moment...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I think I'll stick to wine and curry
Happy and calm, yes?
How's your day been?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

been a good day, got router table proper sorted and made window boards for house.
had wee one at the docs with suspected swine-flue but it wasn't.
just having a cup of tea before i venture out in search of prawns and booze. spicey noodles for tea. nom.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Roota* table
You have my table.

Hope the lil gal's ok.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:18, Reply)

she's a tough wee cookie, she'll be fine!
her voice has gone all squeeky and she keeps saying "i not well" just like Lola off "Charlie and Lola".
right.
i'm off to get prawns and booze!

smell ya later, Rootavator!!! (?)
enjoy curry and wine!
and say Hi! to your mate ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Have a good'un
hasta luego amigo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:32, Reply)

I've heard that stuff can really fuck you up big time.
I ain't had that one though, it's on my pokemon-like list of drugs though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Two Feminax on an empty stomach is good
*lightweight*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:12, Reply)

It can
My ex became heavily dependant on them and took them for about ten years (they're supposed to be a short term drug for insomnia). There were times when he took a dozen of the high strength ones at a time. He totally lost his short term memory - which made me end up wanting to kill him as I got so sick of having the same conversations with him a hundred times a day - and it affected his personality too.

All that said, I still have a stash and take one once or twice a year when I get a killer migraine, and they sort me out right good. They're too much fun to take, that's the problem with them...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I am going to spend an hour shouting
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DO NOT WORK YOU TWUNT!!!

At Derren Brown on the telly.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I'd love to be susceptible to things like that.
Actually, maybe I am. I might watch it tonight and see if he can make me go twocking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:14, Reply)

It's going to work
Because 99% of people staying in on a Friday night watchnig Darren fucking Brown are doing so because they are fat, inactive, stupid, and unhealthy and therefore unlikley to move from their seat except to grab another Mars Bar from the kitchen...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:16, Reply)

*has never watched Derren Brown*
*but does like Mars Bars and being sofa-bound. Often*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Battered mars bar from the fryer.
He really is becoming an incredulous bore.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:22, Reply)

It would be cool,
but if you watch it, I bet he will try and get you to touch yourself on various parts of your body... hang on a minute.

I shall try an experiment on you now, to give you a feel of what he might try and do. I shall write a sentence, but when you read it, you must stress the italics. It works on most people, so apols of it does not on you!

If you start from scratch who knows it might be handy and uplifting.

Even though you know what you are meant to do, it is hard no to do it. :-)
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Argh, fuck!
I didn't, but I felt a force making me dooo ittttt!
I'm not watching that tonight...
I'm gonna have curry and booze with my mate. And not scratch my nose or my bum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:23, Reply)

You will,
its hard to fight it. That is the kind of crap he is pulling tonight. And trust me, every time you repeat that sentence in your head, it is murder for at least 10 minutes.

I am making myself do it now...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:24, Reply)

There's a guy works down the chip-shop swears he's Elvis...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Uh-huh!
Now look what you made me do...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:33, Reply)

:#)
^ itchy nose. I just invented that.
Peace ouuuuut. I'm off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:34, Reply)

water
I'm off to a friends house to have beer and we will watch The Tudors, even if I have to tie her to the couch and glue her eyelids open.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 18:03, Reply)

I'm off to see some live music
No idea who's playing, but am going to meet a dude who could provide a venue for the society I've set up *glees*
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 18:36, Reply)