WTF

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 2:55, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Been done.
www.bodyperks.com/
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 19 Sep 2009, 2:59, Reply)

nah
these are part of the bra, stitched in

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more weird
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 3:30, Reply)

I believe
I may have just snorted readybrek down my nose, and agree wholeheartedly with your assessment of what the fuck. This is just weird, man - I can't see why would I - or anyone else - would want to look like they've got their points out on a permanent basis?
(berk, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 9:01, Reply)

SOME OF US HAVE NO CHOICE

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 9:59, Reply)

i can have a look at that for you
now where did i put that wet duffle coat?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

There's a larger lady I know who wears a bra of almost Isembard Kingdom Brunel proportions
but even that does not shield the world from her nipples which peek from under her hosiery and clothes like two malevolent chimp's thumbs.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 10:25, Reply)

They can also get bent
If they think women are going to pay $2000 for a bra, and that it takes another $150 postage & handling.

You could get a boob job for that.
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

a $2000 boob job
who from Dr Nick Riviera?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Pffft
It said handling in a bra advert. With nipples.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)