That's the plan! :D
I wanna dog first, and I want to go on many holidays, I'm too selfish for a kid right now, I'll happily admit that!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I agree with this
apart from the right now bit.

I certainly couldn't afford to have one now, and I can't see any time in the near or even mid-distant future when I could.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

That's the thing
They're so goddamn expensive, plus my brother is 23 and still living with my mum and dad along with his girlfriend, they never fuck off, you end up paying for them forever!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

exactly
the only reasons I can think of why I might want to have kids are completely selfish ones.
1. to look after me when I'm old
2. related to 1. so I don't get too lonely when I'm old and everyone is dying

what I find particularly annoying is that most people tell me I'd be a good dad. This proves that they don't actually know me at all. You would be hard pressed to find someone more impatient and less tolerant of mess of the kind produced by a baby.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Haha
That's the thing. Only you know if its going to be right for you, sod what anyone else thinks, they're all titheads anyways!

Plus once you're really old your kids would just stop you doing fun things like wandering around throwing jam at people and hitting everyone with sticks, they'll put you in a home!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

very true!
and I shall use that as a defence. "What do you know, you're a tithead. What's more, someone on the internet called Flim-flam agrees!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Damn straight
and if they still disagree, let me know, I'll THWAK them with a frying pan! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

it's a deal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Snap
I love them, but I think I prefer the ones you hand back at the end of the day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Exactly
'Awww this one has soiled itself... there you go'

*runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 21 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)