I've got £100m to invest in your film, pitch the idea to me.
I want to know actors, plots, twists, or anything else you think would get me to fork over the dough.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:51, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK, here's one.
Jacky Chan and Will Smith (good guys) vs Jason Strefan and Jet Li, as time traveling cops going through history, each one changing the effects of the other. Such time traveling moments include...
- Martial arts coming from Africa and not china, china are human-rights herothinggys.
- Dinosaurs, not sure where yet, but they'll be there. Will Smith will look after a baby one.
- Jacky Chan and Jet Li having a single fight scene that jumps from time-zone to time-zone.
- Some sort of Knights of the round table moment.
- Will Smith dies in the past, and they go find his grave from the 15th century.
- In the future, everything is normal, until you realise half the people are robots.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:08, Reply)

It's important for any good timetravel plot
that halfway through the good guys and the bad guys swap places.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:35, Reply)

YES !
And they'll be a bit where Will Smith punches through a portal and his hand comes out white, then he pulls it back through and it's black again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Gonz...
I think this might be a bit beyond my Monday night brain.
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Russ and I used cable ties and nails to get the lights all straight and stuff, rather than my priliminal draping it here'n'there from the other day.
It's AWESOME.....ER now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:35, Reply)

If I ever get a spare five fucking minutes in my stupid life
I will pop up and be entertained in the paradise beyond your bu'dwar.
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I don't know if Bu'dwar is one of your spellings or mine, I think think it's one of mine.
You've got to come when it's dark, that's when THE MAGIC happens.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Bu'dwar is one of yours.
My second favourite Gonz spelling.
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Ok so theres this guy
who looks a bit like Kurt Russell but a bit more redneck and his wife get taken over by evil scientists from the future who give her a cannon on her arm like hordack from masters of the universe. She goes around killing loads of guys so the Kurt Russell lookalike gets a bunch of his biker/trucker mate with Uzi 9mm's to storm the building she has taken over and they all get killed and spew blood everywhere except Kurt Russell guy who confronts his wife and kills her then blows up the building killing all the evil scientists from the future. The fade to Kurt Russell but loads cheaper putting a single rose on his wife's grave and talking to her when her good hand shoots up from the soil and grabs him by his bollocks and pulls him down the end goodnight.
( Peej, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 23:26, Reply)