Yeah
because he's a liar anyway, he did un-friend me, that's why I'm getting all bitter and bent out of shape about it.

My love for him is undying, and I can't bear to think that he doesn't love me too
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry Bert
I've moved on, though the pictures of you in a schoolboys outfit are giving me the righteous horn.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I sexed it up a bit
just for you.

Please don't say you've moved on, don't say it's over. One day we'll be together again, the old Bert and Al, maybe even Kaol too, we'll frolic in the fields and forage in the daisies. We'll dry-hump passers by and dip our genitals in gravy. It'll be the best of times.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:47, Reply)

*prepares video camera*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)