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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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DUN DUN DUUUUUN
DiT where's your yeller missus?

BERT I never friended you or unfriended you. I have remained constant.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Probably up your bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)
I wondered what that was
I put it down to too much fibre
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)
I put it down to you having my wife up your bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:18, Reply)
It feels nice when she yodels

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:20, Reply)
*films*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:25, Reply)
I'll be in my trailer
When I get your wife out of my arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)
*smirk*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)
And shut up you
Dirty Ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)
You've managed to confuse me again.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)
What's confusing about me calling you Dirty Ticket?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)
everything

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)
What's the matter with you ponces?
Are you not familiar with the term?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)
Does it mean he's been passed around a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)
it must be some bloody northern thing
some foul corruption of our beautiful language
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)
How dare you!
Use your loaf.
*Bert, don't use your loaf. I do not want a loafing today.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)
But I brought my dripping baguette especially

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)
take it away

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
I'll just butter the end
Now, bend over and I'll ram it in, which orifice would you prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)
I said be gone!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
Oh, my mistake
I thought you meant 'begin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Easily done

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)
DUN DUN DUHHHHH!
I was not up your bum I was dead at the time!

I was on the moon with Steve!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
*BASH*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
Ahahaha
Fool on you, I'm wearing my protective anti-bashing suit! So... nur! :P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Shit
*pushes downstairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Ha!
With the new anti-bashing suit falling down the stairs is a dream, its like floating on a bed of kittens.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)
crunchy and traumatising?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Maybe for
the kittens! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Why I oughta...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

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