I haven't ever friended you,
you seem a bit needy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He is, man.
He's always, like, 'I need a pint', or 'I need to bend your ear', or 'I need your pulsing shaft inside me'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Or
"I need you to pick up the feet and help me get her in the boot before it wears off."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I am indeedy
I need the constant adoration of internet strangers or my balloon knot will implode.

EDIT somebody else has just re-added me, what's wrong with you people?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I dropped you like a hot potato as soon as you stopped posting
and have re-added you now that people are posting on your threads because I'm a giant whore.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

You total slag
I honestly believe that 'Friends' have been the downfall of B3ta, things were so much simpler a couple of years ago...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

does anyone actually look at that stuff?
I've got a bunch of people on there but don't think I've ever used it for anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I don't know
I still use it to see if anybody I know has posted anything interesting, but I haven't and won't be adding anybody again in the future, it's a waste of time.

Sometimes my friends activity screen is full of crap, it's better to go to see all of the miscellaneous posts than sit through the same people posting the same things in the same styles all the time. I've only 'friended' most people out of politeness, because they 'friended' me first.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

"Politeness"
Rolls around laughing. Ironically.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I use it to spy on people.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

spy on stalk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Stalking takes too much effort.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

That's why we all prefer styping

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)