Is there nobody here?
Nobody brave enough to click? Do you have any idea how difficult it was to make a stetson for my cock? -not to mention explaining to my girlfriend that I was too busy doing cock-millinery to call her, and then having to explain why I was doing that.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm at work, I'll probably click when I'm home if I'm bored and/or drunk enough

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I hope that you'll be suitably impressed
an awful lot of effort went into that Bert Reynolds
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Burt Reynolds, surely?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:33, Reply)

My name is Bert, it's my cock, hence Bert Reynolds

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)