Oi! Spakkaman! Yes - you!
I've caught earache off you through the internetty and it's not funny.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

* looks away and whistles *
Oh look, isn't the Aurora Borealis looking lovely tonight?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)

we all know you caught it by licking all over mistaspakkaman then bumping uglies

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Spakkaman lives
About 200 miles from me - my bionic tongue can't reach that far.

And Spakkaman - I'm not so shallow as to be distracted by your references to ethereal celestial phenomenon - I believe that my keyboard has been emitting fumes and I believe that YOU have personally responsible for channelling your unpleasant germs into MY internet.

I shall be writing to the Daily Mail about this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:53, Reply)

And so, my plan to sabotage the faith of any Daily Mail reader with at least one braincell is coming to fruition.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Daily Mail readers
And braincells?

Pull the other one...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)

save your breath, we saw the footage

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Don't believe anything you see on Fox News
Murdoch has secrectly put wires in all of our brains.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)