Maybe you're just unlucky enough to be the only toe-cracker in your office.
Try cracking your toes in public and see who it attracts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't want to attract anyone.
I'm done with trying to attract people.
I'd rather be left alone in my toe-crackin' ways.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Oh dear
Couldn't you crack your toes as a cry for help?

Might there not be a toe cracking self help group you could join?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I will NEVER GIVE IT UP, YOU HEAR ME?!
*claws at toes in desperate attempt to crack what cannot be cracked*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Please don't be so defensive
I'm trying to help.

Cracking your joints is a perfectly normal human action.

Who amongst us hasn't wanted to crack our toes at some point in our lives? I certainly have.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

It's really not that bad, honest
just having a bit *sniffle* of a break down here *silent sob*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

OK Kristine
I feel your pain - truly I do.

Maybe you could just try this for me...crack 'em. Kristine, crack 'em for Jesus.

YEAH! Crack your toes for Jesus, lady!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

of all the things I've been asked to do for Jesus, cracking my toes has never been one of them

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Well it's about time, then.
He didn't just die on the cross for people with perfectly articulated joints, you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Let me guess
The feelings of guilt you had about breaking up your doctor's marriage, and having a spider for a bf got to you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)

all of the above with added 'arghmenfuckoff'
But I'm going to the beach in two days so hurrah for THAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Good for you
And if you take enough whips, you can make it a man-free beach.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

it already will be
My whips and I will be hanging out in the hotel drinking and reading while the others will be out partying and sexing up random blokes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

You could always whip your friend's blokes
and if they're in to that sort of thing, you'll bag yourself a bloke without all the hassle that this usually involves.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:39, Reply)