Nope
it's some manly smelling Addidas thing that was cheap in Asda.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But your skin is so lovely and soft
do you use mild green fairy liquid on your moobs?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)

No
Just a pumice stone and unicorn tears.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Where do you get your unicorns?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Halfords

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Pffft
and if you get an in-corn CD player there, will they fit it for free?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Don't be silly
Unicorns are posessed with hooves rather than opposable thumbs and are therefore likely to make a complete bodge of fitting any electrical appliances.

Plus their horns would have a tendency to smash through the windscreen if they even attempt the fitting anyway.

And they can't get overalls to fit either. So your comment above is meaningless. MEANINGLESS, I TELL YOU!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

You've got the wrong end of the stick
I was asking whether the Halfords employees would fit a CD player to your unicorn.

Have some more porridge oats, granddad.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Oh
I thought you'd just spelt unicorn wrong...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I NEVER spell ANYTHING wrong
I am the God of all spelling
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)