Just for giggles.
I put the empty chocolate hobnob wrapper back in the biscuit box. Son has just found it and asked "What crazed sadistic bastard has done that?"

"HaHa " quoth I, in best melodramatic stylee "Hear me laugh youngling!"

Christ I'm bored. Wish I was at work.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:41, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your life sounds amazing
Can we swap please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I wouldn't wish the pain on you mate.
Believe me, getting a wrist rebuild just so you can sit in front of the tv\pc for 16-18 hours a day is shite, it hurts too much once the tramadol gives up. Coming up 7 weeks now and I'm starting to miss work. IT support and I'm missing it. Fuck.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

*Sympathy sympathy*
/ac

Don't get me wrong, that sounds like a shit thing to happen, i'ld hate it, but why do people come on here in apparently normal threads and come up with the sympathy-seeking behavour?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Because they're human
and interaction with other human beings sometimes involves sympathy, sometimes it involves cuntiness too, but I know which I prefer.

You cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Sympathy?
Don't get it at home, don't want it here (much). Laugh you cunts I'm hurting and it's funny cos I fell over running for the bus and it wasn't the bus I was looking for. Really. I laughed actually it was so fucking typical.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:50, Reply)