I bought a quiche at the weekend.
I didn't have enough cash, so I paid for it with my Visa card.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that was low
like a dog someone might trip over
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I know
I was nice earlier though, so it cancels out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Plus, surely by now it's got the stage where it's actually funy again?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

once I'd got it, it certainly made me laugh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Nope
I wasn't here the first time around, to me it was never funny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Just fuck off

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Temper, temper
Let's not have you taking the internet seriously, shall we?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
fuck off

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

fuck off

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

etc. etc.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I love you, deeply

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Bert, if I had a dog that I really hated
and wanted to rape, beat and then drown, should I call it "Bert Monkysex", or should I call it "Bert Monkeysex's Amazonian Ginger Haired Girlfriend"?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Stop your internet bullying
you awful human being, you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)