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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell me why you're FUCK YEAH', AWESOME.
Anyone who says some sympathy seeking reply along the lines of "I'm not", i'm just going to agree with you, so none of that.

And all you people lurking at this one thinking "Aww MAN, I'm not FUCK YEAH, AWESOME, I'm just going to sit'n'watch", fuck off, share your awesomeness with us too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:49, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm not awesome,
I'm deicidedly average.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Don't be down on yourself, chompy
I think you're a very lovely little lady
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)
I'm FUCK YEAH', AWESOME....
... because I can do more or less any computery thing I've wanted to do, and I'm good looking and can even bring a smile to a pug's face.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
FUCK YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
I'm awesome because I've re-found my mojo

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
WOO MOJO !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Being awesome is not all it's cracked up to be.
Unless I'm doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)
GET-IN-THERE, Being so blazé about being FUCK YEAH, AWESOME, double-awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)
I'm FUCK YEAH', AWESOME
because I sing great and write pretty things and I am am awesome at doing make up and styling hair and cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)
YAH BABY ! PRETTY THINGS AND MAKE UP AND STYLING AND COOKING ! YEE-HAW !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)
yee haw?
I want to punch you right now
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)
I'm just getting in to the american culture.
Are they showing "Jamie (oliver) In America" on american telly? I've been watching it and wanting to try all sorts of american quizeen.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
that's not american, I cannot imagine anyone ever saying 'yee-haw' and actually meaning to say it, as in without saying it to make fun of someone
and I have no idea. I don't watch tv that much right now.
What sort of things do you want to try, of american quizeen?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)
I want....
- Real american ribs
- New york deli sandwich
- Boston Beens
- Ceasor Salad from Ceasor Casino/hotel.
- KFC with all the options you get (english menu is very limited compaired to yours),
- Loads of mexican dishes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)
And Red Lobster too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)
A lot of what The Barefoot Contesa cooks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)
ugh, those restaurants heat their food in bags by placing them in the microwave or boiling water
TRY SOME REAL FOOD
I don't know about a new york deli sandwhich, but, really it's probably all the same and there is a restaurant here that makes the best damn ribs and chicken and mac salad EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)
I am better than Fuck yeah awesome at being me.
I'd like to see any of you fuckers do any better. I AM EMPIRICALLY UNIVERSALLY SHIT HOT!! GO ME!! yeah.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Does that include when you're showering with your son?
Because I'd be willing to give that a shot
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)
You'd love him.
He's all furry and cuddly. Like a butterball rolled on a barbers floor.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:00, Reply)
BEST PORKYLIPS EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)
I'm FUCK YEAH', AWESOME.
Because today I will be sharing my baking skillz with the world and making pumpkin scones, gingerbread men, a carrot cake and chocolate brownies.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Are you back from Canada yet?
I need cock cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Nopes, still in Canada
hunting for mounties.

I'll post you a few cock cakes over.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
Cheers
Sprinkle them with pubes for me too
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)
pumpkin cheesecake
want
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
You crazy west-alantics with your desert pumpkins.
It's auterm now, which is awesome, everyone loves awesome auterm.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)
have you ever had pumpkin cheesecake?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)
pumpkin cheesecake
is fucking delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)
it's fucking orgasmic
I think my heart stopped the first time I ever tasted it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)
Never in my entire life have I tried such a thing.
One day I hope to try banoffee'n'peanutbutter cheesecake, battered'n'deep-fried, covered with chocolate sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
that just sounds disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)
I reckon it would be sooooo good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)
what's banoffee?
seriously?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Banana and toffee
Usually on a banoffee pie, which is banana slices on a biscuit base that's covered in runny caramel/toffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)
that sounds horrible,
in a horribly tempting way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)
It's lovely
Apart from the banana bit. I don't like bananas, so I used to substitute them with walnuts instead.

Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)
if you like bananas
it is widely accepted to be one of the nicest things ever

I hate bananas, so it is gross. it can be made with apple though, which is amazing.

DG's walnut idea sounds good though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)
Try it, seriously
It is really good. Walnuts FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Or Pecans?
TRied it with pecans?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:04, Reply)
MOTHER FUCKING FOODSTUFFS ! YES !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)
even without the baking
you're teh awesome

*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:24, Reply)
I'm so awesome
Behold in wonderment the amazing power of my burning, waxy stick!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Happy B3ta day, Mr Trialprice
Now sit on my knee and tell me what you'd like Ol' Uncle Bertie to get you
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
reacharound
it's impolite not to
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
Am I the giver or the receiver?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
I'm sitting on your knee remember
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)
*frots*

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Did you wax your pubes again?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
no
but the helmet has sparks of fury

Even I'm going to ask for the mind bleach after typing that
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)
BURNING STICK ICON ! WHO'S WITH ME? I'M WITH YOU !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)
Happy Candlebum

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)
I'm awesome because I finally understand Einstein's theories of general and special relativity.
Admittedly, it took a kid's book to get it into my awesome skull, but there you have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Can I borrow it ?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)
I'll post it to you if you're not taking the piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)
Of course I'm not taking the piss : (
I is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Gaz me your address then lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)
WOOHOO ! "Ping pong game on a train" EXPLAINATION OF THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)
You're very excitable today
Have you been at the Sherbet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Nyom, nyom, nyom, morphine.
I'm just finishing up a website that can go live next week :D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)
OooOOoooh
Anything interesting? -and pass the morphine when you're finished, I love the Power Rangers, me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)
It's my multi-million-pound idea.
Allowing small cab firms to take online bookings, using a mash-up of APIs.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Very clever, woo to you

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)
And no, morphine's all mine.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)
But I want to be a Mighty Morphine Power Ranger
NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Poor quality pun is poor quality

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)
althegeordie is the authority when it comes to poor quality

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)
that's a good idea
means you don't have to talk to cunts like No3L when booking a taxi
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)
You fucking love it you slag!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)
oi.
get a room you horny tarts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Eventually, it'll be able to replace Murcury if I keep on going.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)
piss off grandad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)
need I answer this?
you've seen my beard, you've heard my band.

to be honest I'm surprised no one has mentioned anything about me answering this yet
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)
\m/ (^-^) \m/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Even you ASCII depiction of him looks smug.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)
I'm FUCK YEAH AWESOME
because I'm going to see some fuck yeah awesome gigs in the next two months.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)
Who? Who? Who?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)
I'm going to see
Alice in Chains *and* Marillion. Beat that, if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)
I'm going to see:
Therapy?
Spandau Ballet
Saxon + Anvil
Dio
Slayer
Slayer (again)
Motorhead.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)
jesus
I didn't realise you were such an old man.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)
You're too much of a pretty boy to come to Slayer now

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)
Also tomorrow I'm going to get tickets
to see Kelly Clarkson at Wembley Arena.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)
I will bew there at
Saxon 'n' Anvil & Motorhead

but I'm also going to ZZ Top, Hawkwind & Gong this year

and The Stooges and Airbourne next year.

I AM HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Oooo
I forgot about ZZ Top, I'm going there too. I'm taking my dad for his birthday.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Son?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)
bastard
Alice in Chains were so good when I saw them at Sonisphere, on a par with Metallica.

Marillion sort of negates it slightly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)
does it buggery!
I'm going to see AiC

smugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmugsmug
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Laynes dead man
they ain't never gonna be more than a tribute band.

Although their new album has got amazing reviews.

But Marilion suck worse than you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)
glad we agree on the Marillion front
I thought it was you who posted that you were seeing them at first and I was shocked.

I was sceptical about Alice in Chains, but they blew me away. The new singer is very good, and Jerry Cantrell is an absolute legend.

If I hadn't seen metallica twice this year they would have been my best gig of the year by a long way
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)
Any good musicals?
I love me a good musical.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)
I am, because I made quiche last night from scratch,
and everybody loved it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)
I bought a quiche at the weekend.
I didn't have enough cash, so I paid for it with my Visa card.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)
that was low
like a dog someone might trip over
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)
I know
I was nice earlier though, so it cancels out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Plus, surely by now it's got the stage where it's actually funy again?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)
once I'd got it, it certainly made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Nope
I wasn't here the first time around, to me it was never funny
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Just fuck off

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)
Temper, temper
Let's not have you taking the internet seriously, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
fuck off

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

fuck off

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

etc. etc.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)
I love you, deeply

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)
Bert, if I had a dog that I really hated
and wanted to rape, beat and then drown, should I call it "Bert Monkysex", or should I call it "Bert Monkeysex's Amazonian Ginger Haired Girlfriend"?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)
Stop your internet bullying
you awful human being, you
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)
I'm FUCK YEAH AWESOME
Because it's payday tomorrow, meaning one messy night out.

I'm then playing domestic by doing some cooking on saturday - Lasagne, Cottage Pie, Chilli Con Carne, and anything else that springs to mind.

Also, I'm having a chicken kebab for lunch tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)
You're not awesome!
You can't even sort out moving a fuckin sofa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)
I fucking told you
Ask Dave! I neither know, nor care what is going on!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Ooooooohhhhh!
Strop on the internet!

You made me sad - I think I'll go and listen to some Greenday ;0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)
Haha
Fuck you, tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:24, Reply)
I'm fuck yeah awesome
because I JUST AM.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:17, Reply)

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