Burt Reynolds cock
I just read your question, I'd suggest you call the dog 'the former funniness and charming wit of althegeordie' and then rape it, with knives
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How was that original Bert?
You did Hitlercock years ago, this was just a poor quality remake, in the style of the latest Death Race film, it may have higher production values, but it's ultimately a hollow shell that defecates loudly on everything that made the original so good.

It's a shame, a crying shame I tell you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Name one time you've ever said or done anything
that hasn't already been said or done by somebody else, but better.

You're a hanger-on, al. You've never come up with anything original yourself, you ride on other people's coat tails, copying the things they say and the styles they use. You're an internet parasite
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I'm really sadfacing hard
at all this hate Bert, I don't know what I did to upset you so much, but can we just be friends again?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Of course we can, al
I'm not having a go, it's just that if I know you as well as I think I do (which isn't very much), I think you could do much, much better
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:34, Reply)