those two do seem like the cream of /talk that is true
I've never particularly pretended to be cunty, apart from to TGB, and that was in small bouts, which were quite convincing.

The occasional needless insult is what I'm actually like in real life.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I know, I wasn't having a go at you
You seem alright, it's al with his constant barrage of shite insults and total lack of originality that are starting to get my goat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I think you're reading a different internet here Bert
I don't barrage people with insults here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:35, Reply)

You're right actually, today you haven't
Statement retracted
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)

for some reason
I read "statement retracted" with a computer/robot voice saying it in my head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Because you secretly fantasise about that robot from Buck Rogers
*biddibiddibiddi*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)

that is true
nothing gets me off faster than Hal from 2001 though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Because you've got a thing for middle-aged welshmen?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

he's not welsh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Anthony Hopkins?
I think you'll find that he is

EDIT just checked me facts, why did I think it was Anthony Hopkins?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I think you'll find it's not anthony hopkins
edit: it's because you have a brain impediment

alternatively, it's because you have a thing for middle-aged welsh men
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I just realised
I'm sure on TV somewhere they said it was him, damn televisual lies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)