Well
I killed one a few years back, and still regularly dig up her corpse to fuck. It's not quite the same since I broke her pelvis, no real friction anymore.

The other one has just fucked off to Africa, hopefully he'll be gored by a rampaging elephant, save me the trouble!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Daddy issues, eh?
*straightens tie*

How you doin'?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

*eyes Bert suspiciously*
Erm...fine...?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Aw, that's nice
so, feeling a little down are we? A little depressed? There, there, I'll make it all better

*unzips top button of shirt*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

How the fuck do you unzip a button?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Like this
*undoes top zip of trousers*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:05, Reply)

You have two zips on trousers?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Yes, because like you and your indie friends
I wear clothes with zips and buttons all over them to appear 'different' 'cool' 'eclectic' 'bohemian' and 'retarded'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Fucking Indie Kids
I saw a ace t-shirt recently, a Led Zeppelin one. It was ruined by some poncey twat walking over, picking it up and remarking 'how well it would match his new blazer'

They ruined Zeppelin for the rest of us!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)