NOSEBAG
The ultimate method of hands-free eating?

Should I try to make one for myself?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:11, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes.
Yes you should.

EDIT: I have to confess I thought initially that you were referring to my bete noir, cocaine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I didn't realise it was called that.
But I'm glad you agree with me on the Nosebag-as-method-of-feeding-a-horse concept. This seems like a much better use of my afternoon than, say, working. Not sure what to do for raw materials though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)

It's called any number of silly things, I have found
'bugle' is my favourite.

TIP: don't use a plastic carrier bag - you might die, or at best convince your fellow-diners you have started sniffing glue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:20, Reply)

there are a few great ones
however, Cunt Dust is definitely my favourite, followed swiftly by Beak
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

'chisel' is also good
as it 'racket' as in 'rack it'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)

the nosebag at one end
and an adult nappy at the other, sorted.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

As an
alternative to working, I say go for it. Although I'm not sure the nosebag method really lends itself to most types of food...
(berk, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

My friend suggested something I can take in with my tongue
Like sherbert.

Then anyone who comes into my office and finds me fizzing away with my nose in a bag will think I have actually become a coke fiend.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Make a nosebag with a sprung platform
That way something such as a baguette would stay at mouth-level as you ate it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

That
is inspired.

And I do like a good baguette.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I actually wish this existed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I wish you existed
but you don't - you're just me.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I'm glad I don't exist.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Do that mean that you are me
or that you wish you were me?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I don't really care.
I'm deffo glad there's no Roota though.
It's for the best.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Blend everything
and construct a complicated hat that holds said liquidy nourishment and delivers it through an equally complicated straw system.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

But surely
That would be a can of Slimfast held one of those shit caps that nobheads in run down coastal resorts wear.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

You can't get
Steak and chips flavoured slimfast though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Fair point
But............

A blender, a couple of empty milk bottles and a slight cap modification would be sufficient
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:47, Reply)

It also helps
if you have a face shaped like a horse's. And a long tongue.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Would you like to see what I can do
with my long tongue?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Er, well
No thanks, if it's all the same.

Unless it's dribbling a football or something like that. That would be fun to see.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I can dribble on a football...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

That Jessica Parker woman
could model it and then make a perfume to go with it
"Horseface"
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)