I plan to replace your girlfriend with a replica made out of natural sponge
just to see how long it takes you to notice.

I'll keep your real girlfriend on the shelf by my bath, and lather her with soap all over my body until you come knocking on my door with your cock trapped in the fake sponge girlfriend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

interesting....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

He would still look smug
even with a life sized sponge replica of his girlfriend stuck to his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I'd love to see that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

if you want to see his cock just ask, maybe he will
you never know
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

you don't get if you don't ask

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Vipros
Can I please see your cock, please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

when's your birthday?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Next month

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

well, if you are a good boy....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'm ALWAYS a good boy
I deserve this one little treat, don't I?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

little?
you've definitely not seen it before then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Obviously
or I wouldn't be asking.

Now shut up and whip it out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

no camera
and I'm in the office
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)