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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's not true
I love bitey sex, but I prefer to receive than to give as I'm worried about hurting the poor, delicate little thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
^this
also, I can bite my missus the same way, in the same place on two different occasions and have completely different reactions, and there is no way of knowing what the reaction will be in advance.
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This^
is relevant to most things when talking about women.

"but you liked it yesterday"

"RAAAAGGGHH AKAKAKAKA!"

"AiiiiEEEEEE"
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)
too true

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They're a bunch of sexy mentalists
and if it wasn't for their self-lubricating orifices, I'd be a hermit
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)
You're not doing it hard enough

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)
when the reaction is sometimes
"AAAAAAAAAARGGGH" then I think I am doing it hard enough
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"AAAAAARGH"
often becomes "mmmm" if you persist.
*may result in her dunping you. I take no responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)
pretty sure that wouldn't be the case

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then you slap her for good measure, right?
let her know whos boss?

this is only acceptable in the bedroom, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Christ
no wonder I got thrown out of Yates's
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Actually I think it's acceptable anywhere
kitchen, bathroom, stairs, front yard

phwooar
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
I hope all of those locations are euphemisms
for parts of your body
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)
She didn't mention
vegetable patch
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
Is that what she calls the special place she lets the Sunshine Club take turns with?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)
sometimes
other times it's the 'secret bunker'
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)
we'll have less naming of my orifices now, ta

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
shut your cakehole

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terrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)
you love it

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