I had trouble
coaxing her out of her clothes let alone persuading her to do anything apart from missionary.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She needs an older gentlman to show her the ropes
most girls are a little bit uptight, then they find some guy in his thirties and all hell breaks loose
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Not necessarily.
Sometimes it's a hot young thang that shows a gal the 'ropes'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Sometimes
but learning from somebody with experience is always a good thing. Two young things with no experience or confidence fumbling like buffoons is just daft
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Cocky young buck with plenty of experience.
That'll do nicely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Hi

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Hahah
Feck awf!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Actually
there is a lot to be said for youthful stamina and energy. My libido has died down massively in the last year. I'm almost normal now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I'm hoping mine remains strong long enough
to enjoy the boost that women apparently get in their 30s
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I was enjoying that
in my early twenties. It's all downhill from here for me, I'm down from 20 wanks a night to barely 5
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

good god
are you not fit to burst?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

It really kicks off in the forties.
*sigh*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

bit of a cruel twist really
lamentably, from going from one long term relationship immediately into another I missed my opportunity to screw around, including missing out on older women

*sadface*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Don't fret on it.
You have a long and happy relationship with the Mrs and leave all the sexual shenanigans to us emotional cripples.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I try not to
there are a few things I haven't done, like having a one night stand, but I can't imagine I'd enjoy that anyway particularly, and the other few things I haven't done I'm sure I will get to, so it doesn't bother me.

fortunately mrs V is really rather good in bed, and open to persuasion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Does it?
I need to lock myself up before that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

and I need to hang around to see what happens

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Like the pest you are

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

it's not being a pest
if you want it
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I'm a long way off 40
Halloween's merely weeks away though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

you sound quite fond of him
does he know all this?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Shh.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I hope she's happy
Wherever she is.
I imagine she's ripping up beermats somewhere.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Or playing with her
my little ponies.
There's a reason why she's an ex.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)