Paracetemol?
If only women had known this was all they needed.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You see!
It's just women being stupid and whinging, if you actually bothered to get off your arses and try some stuff out of the medicine cabinet you would have realised that two paracetamol would cure your "headache" and you could get a lot more shagging done.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

*takes two paracetemol*
*al disappears*
Oh Em Gee, you're like totally right - my headache has completely gone.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I haven't really dissapeared
I'm just behind you shagging you while you can't feel it because of the paracetamol.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)

*takes rest of paracetemol*

( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Oh well,
your corpse will stay warm for a while.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

the paracetamol my tiny penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I imagine you typing most things with your eyes rolling
and large amounts of sarcasm dripping from your fingers. Is that the case?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

She types with her bosom heaving
and large amounts of jizz dripping from her nipples.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

can't beat a bit of boobal heavage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I type things either laughing and saying 'what a twat'
or sighing and saying 'what a twat'.

Al, bugger off.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Cheer up, Aleroo.
There's always SLAYER.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Will you still be angry with me at SLAYER!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)

No, because we have to make up in time for DIO

( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Wooo!
If I send you a picture of my pants will you forgive me?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I reckon I can do that.

( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

*squeals*
THAT'S NOT YOUR PANTS!
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Paracetamol is a more powerful painkiller than most people think,
It would make a difference, just not totally shut out the pain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

and it works with everyone
unlike those tens machines.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

It's fatal to cats too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)

He's taken over from Kaol.
He bought a meal-deal in Boots the other day and now he's a pharmacist.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:09, Reply)

There you go Vits.
This (pretend) man has also suggested you take some paracetamol.
Let's suggest he does the same after we've sliced one of his nuts off.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

if it has made a difference
i can't feel it

plus the TENS machine is quite shit too.

have to try and not go back to hospital before tomorrow though, to avoif awful midwife.
( ascorbate, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)