I see you standing there
you think you're so cool

why don't you just fuck off?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:34, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh
sorry

fucks off
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Halfy, don't tell me you don't get the reference!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

weeeeeeeeeee-eeeeelll
it is a Guns and roses lyric yep!

I was being silly, the likelihood of me even starting to think I am or look cool is vanishingly small
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I don't get the reference so I'll just tell you that I've watched a granddaddy long legs catch and web up a stink bug in my office and I did nothing to stop it
does this make me a murderer?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)

No
Just an accessory.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

like some stink bug hide shoes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

thats what I meant, but, I don't feel so bad
I mean, it is a bit awkward looking up at him hanging all upside down with these huge legs splayed around him
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Phwoar
insectiporn
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I didn't think they
had webs?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Are you implying that Daddy long legs
is too poor for Broadband?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Nah, she said Grandaddy Long Legs
which are different things in North America than here in the UK.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Is it an actual spider?
Google is being no help at all here

EDIT Wikipedia says yes, so they probably do have webs then, silly Jim
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

not all spiders have webs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Well this one must have
so you should stop asking stupid questions, you gangrene-cocked numpty
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I didn't ask a question
and she said it caught it and webbed it up. not necessarily meaning it had a web. it might be able to produce the stuff that makes one, but not have one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Sorry V, thought you were Jim
A quick glance at the wikipedia page showed that it does produce silk, but catches and traps prey rather than using a web. What is this place Arachnidforum.com?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

coincidence I think
I was just being contrary and happened to be right.

I had read about spiders last week though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)

What did you read about them?
Are they forming an advanced civilisation and plotting to overthrow us, or more likely, are they going to faff about in webs, eating ladybirds and terrifying little girls?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

that there haven't been many around
and that there is predicted to be more this autumn, and that there is a survey of them

I then went on to read about the types of spider that are being surveyed, and then thought "fuck me, my garden and house are full of those"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Eh what?
"Harvestmen do not have silk glands"

from

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

ah, that's what those are
there are about a billion of them living in the grass in my back garden
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I used to be mad for Guns and Roses.
This was before my 'cut all off my hair and do it with the ladies' phase.

True story dat.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

NO WAY
Was this around the late eighties to early nineties, by any chance?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Whenever Guns and Roses first appeared on the scene.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

That'll be then, then

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Then then is when it was.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

It was then, because then was when it was
Then
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Then and a little bit after then, which was later on.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Then then then then
then then then,
Then then then then,
Then then then

THEN THEN THEN
THEN THEN THEN
THENNITY-THEN
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)