But I'd love to see some little K2s
They'd be much more open to a bit of online grooming
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Pfft!
I think I'd be teaching them not to listen to Uncle Monkeysex. Even if he did offer them virtual sweeties.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'd post them chewits
sellotaped to the back of polaroids of me in the nude
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

What a lovely thought
I love chewits. The kids can have the photos to make paper aeroplanes with.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Which flavour?
I've got blackcurrant or strawberry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I like them all
Even the green ones.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

There aren't any green ones, are there?
I'm going to keep them in my fridge before I give them to you, and then chortle heartily as you break your teeth to shards on their indestructible cuboid forms
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Bugger
I must try dipping one in liquid nitrogen one day. Just to see how brittle they can become.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

They're extremely brittle after just a little refrigeration
I reckon you could smash one to a thousand pieces with a hammer after only keeping it in the freezer for a few minutes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I know
They may even shatter due to internal stress alone when chilled to -200°C. I need to try this.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You have a sexy life
You're like the Indiana Jones, of Science!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

*sigh*
If only you knew what it was really like!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Supersexyfuntiem?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Of course
Constantly. With all the sexy ladies who parade naked around the lab.

Or was that just a dream?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I would like to work
in this lab.

NSFW, by the way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)