Yes, you're right
I make cake - in fact I made SIX last week.

I had cake for lunch today.

Must start going to the gym more regularly before my arse takes on epic proportions.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why isn't he making me cake?
Well?

To bloody busy being ill, that's why! And this time no mandarins involved just pigs.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I hear making cake
is an excellent cold and flu remedy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Also
the mucus expelled into the mixture during the making of the cake adds flavour.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Hmmm
Nice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Stuff some tampons up his nose
Problem solved
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

have you ever had such a runny nose...
that you've been tempted?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Tempted yes
but never actually done it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I have not done it either.
I have, however, rammed lots of toilet paper up my nose in order to get some sleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Would dead mice do?
The cats keep bringing them home as presents for us and it's a shame to see them go to waste.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'd quite like pictures of you
stuffing dead mice up PJM's nose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I suspect he'd only submit
if there were skimpy undies involved.



He says they make him feel 'all pretty'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)