winter wetsuit
wetsuit boots, wetsuit gloves
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you not spring amusingly in wetsuit boots?
*wants, if this is true*
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:56, Reply)

spring amusingly?
as in bounce?

lamentably not
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Gah. Shame.
I will still use this as an opportunity to try surfing, though.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:58, Reply)

do it
it'll change your life
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Guitar was the first step.
I shall be the first surfer to plink a cheap acoustic guitar across the waves of Kent.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Have never tried surfing
but did once go body-boarding. Getting a feel for the waves is the first step.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Is now a good time to mention
that I can't swim for shit? I'm totally at home in the sea, but only if I can spazzflail about and not actually have to swim.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Funnily enough
I learned how to swim in the sea. Kept walking into the sea when at the beach, and then realised that I could still float if my legs weren't on the sea-bottom. A bit of experimentation later and I figured out how to swim.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I can flail ineffectually, as anyone who went on our team trip to the posh manor with the swimming pool will attest.
However, ask me to do this at more than a literal crawl and I can't...
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:13, Reply)

I can't swim
At all.

How crap is that?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Not that crap.
I can't sing, and this galls me.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I can just visualise the two of you at a beach having this conversation
TD is in the sea and Maladicta on the beach.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

No no no
I'm not going into the sea.

Don' make me go in that sea, bro...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

But you can frolic with the crabs and lobsters!

( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I've only worn a wetsuit twice
but I found that when I heat up the water, it gives me a nice warm feeling. But maybe that was because the last time I wore one it was winter.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Rip Curl's wetsuit shampoo isn't called Piss Off for no reason

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I prefer using patience rather than piss to heat my wetsuit thankyouverymuch

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:14, Reply)