But if you made the wax stains into a nice pattern
I'd happily wear it with solidified wax.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Just don't go near anything abrasive
because there is no pain in the world like being waxed.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

The closest I got to being waxed
was pulling individual nose-hairs out with a pair of tweezers. I'd imagine being waxed would feel like that a thousand times over, but at the same time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Imagine pulling a plaster off your knee, over and over and over.
But worse.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:49, Reply)

When doing martial arts
I've landed knee-first on a surface that did just that to my knee-hairs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)

OW OW FUCKITY OW.
Gave myself a dead knee on my desk drawers today and remembered just in time that yelling "FUCKING CUNTING CUNT!" wasn't the best course of action in an office where people are on the phone...
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Sometimes if I lower my elbow and hit the armrest off-centre, I can feel a pain that goes all the way up to my hand.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)