he sings like an amputee
can't hold a note or carry a tune
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

2/10
Poor effort there, V. Give it another shot but with added venom
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

ummm
his attention to personal hygiene is sub-standard

he is particularly unpunctual
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Now you're getting it, soldier
go for the jugular.

althegeordie's face rhymes with 'wank your mother'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I like that
I might start using rhymes with a lot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Vipros's girlfriend rhymes with
'anally violated hermaphrodite'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

that's quite the coincidence

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Have the two of you been experimenting
with brown sex?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

no
but your mum's name rhymes with that too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Your Dad's tits rhyme with
Anneka Rice's dried up clitoris
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:19, Reply)

erm...
althegeordie has a gay bike which he uses to cycle to public toilets so he can drink old mens piss
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Sounds sexy
can anybody get in on this?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:18, Reply)

if you have a gay bike
and a taste for old mens piss, i suggest you cycle to your nearest public convenience and ask the first poofter you see.....which will probably be althegeordies dad


*squirt*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Really?
I did wonder why they were always so friendly in the bogs at KFC
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)