althegeordie is shit
Share your loathing of this contemptible excuse for an internet nobody here.
Sometimes he gets me so angry I could punch a cripple.

EDIT Better yet, gaz him your insults. I won't be happy until we've made him cry.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:44, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alright, I'll get the ball rolling
althegeordie breakdances like a donkey ornithologist
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

he sings like an amputee
can't hold a note or carry a tune
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

2/10
Poor effort there, V. Give it another shot but with added venom
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

ummm
his attention to personal hygiene is sub-standard

he is particularly unpunctual
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Now you're getting it, soldier
go for the jugular.

althegeordie's face rhymes with 'wank your mother'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I like that
I might start using rhymes with a lot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Vipros's girlfriend rhymes with
'anally violated hermaphrodite'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

that's quite the coincidence

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Have the two of you been experimenting
with brown sex?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

no
but your mum's name rhymes with that too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Your Dad's tits rhyme with
Anneka Rice's dried up clitoris
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:19, Reply)

erm...
althegeordie has a gay bike which he uses to cycle to public toilets so he can drink old mens piss
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Sounds sexy
can anybody get in on this?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:18, Reply)

if you have a gay bike
and a taste for old mens piss, i suggest you cycle to your nearest public convenience and ask the first poofter you see.....which will probably be althegeordies dad


*squirt*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Really?
I did wonder why they were always so friendly in the bogs at KFC
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)

al being taken from behind by a pirate

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I'm trying to hate Al but I'm finding it a problem.
All I can muster up is mild contempt.

Will that do?
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, Reply)

The idea of this is making me wet

( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I am listening to Dio, Al.
If I get all excited at the gig, can I touch you?
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I think that's probably going to be allowed
If he plays Rock n Roll children, I may get an erection.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Ha!
I'm listening to that RIGHT NOW!
*gets erection*
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I thought you might like it.
*contempts harder*
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Forget that
I've got to go to the dentist's to have a tooth removed. This is not good and sounds painful. I fucking hate dentists...

Is althegeordie a dentist?

/is oddly enough listening to "You can call me Al" right now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I'm not qualified
but I'm happy to have a poke around some peoples mouths.


not yours though.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)

That's good
I tend to bite.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

It's mainly that you're quite ugly
and being that close to your face is likely to make me ill. Also, I was inferring in a not particularly subtle way that I was going to use my penis to poke around the mouth in question. And, as I said, you're just not attractive enough to countenance such an action.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)

As an aside
I heard getting a tooth extracted is a fairly brutal procedure, despite all the advancements in medical technology I believe the best option for a tooth extraction is the dentist with his knee on your chest yanking the bastard out with a pair of pliers.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)

surely they could do something with a laser these days?
vapourise the motherfucker?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Yes they could
but the chances are that they'd vaporise half your mouth too. Tooth doesn't give in as readily as the soft tissue surrounding it!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

this is a good point
still if they can do it to your eye without fucking you up then surely they can do it to a tooth as well?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yes
but eyes are made of soft tissue all the way through.

Lasers might be of use in tooth cavities though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

there's got to be some kind of high tech solution for getting teeth out, or destroying them in place
without leaving loads of tooth shards or dust in the mouth....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

There's always
hydrochloric acid!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

have to be pretty concentrated to work quickly enough
and there are quite a lot of hazards in using it in someones mouth I'd suggest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Maybe some sort of gell on a painter's brush type thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

that's not a bad idea
k2k6, can you develop a concentrated hydrochloric acid gel?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

+ my pillow.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)

+ lift my shirt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Strapon action with the lovely Clenders?
How can I refuse?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm not up for grabs, Pisto.
I'll find someone else to entertain you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:27, Reply)

For the right price, _anyone_ is up for grabs.
And just so you know ladies, bidding starts with a promise.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)

TAKE AWAY HIS STUFFED BEAR
That'll make him cry
he's such a sissy-baby
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I told Al he smells like Coconut
He said "Well I'm Boun'te"
( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

althegeordie rapes unborn children
he's an ultra-paedophile.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I have shown my contempt for Al
by repeatedly dialling his mobile phone and when he answers I put my phone into my pocket thus causing him frustration, excitement and extreme vexation.

I'm evil, I know.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

This is true
you are the worst offender
( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)

It's all part of my master plan
To irritate and bore you into submission and then you will become my faithful slave servant and bake cakes for me.


you are no longer the first name on my phone...that pleasure goes to AAA but once I get Bert's number I'll put him there and torment him with prank handbag calls
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:25, Reply)

That's the problem with a name starting with A
You're first in a lot of mobile phonebooks so will tend to get pocket dialled. I used to work with an Adam who once got pocket dialled by one coworker who was explaining to another exactly why they despised Adam so much. How we laughed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

He liked it the first time
and was waiting for me to go to the loo.

Dirty boy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

althegeordie smells of poo,

Will that do?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:58, Reply)