Well, apparently he's insufferably smug
Much like another b3tan I once knew by the name of gizmp.mp3. In fact, he gave his name to a smugness measurement scale.

But, once again, fuck vipros. I've had said that tooth out now and half of my gob is numb. I can't smoke at all, because I can't get a decent seal around the cigarette. Braaaaaaaargh!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Try a Walrus.
Much better.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

How about an eggman?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Smoke through your nose.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Listen up here, Jim Bob.
You're talkin' to people on here, not writting a story. I type the way I do, because that's the way I speak.

Your writting style really annoyes me for some reason, I keep on thinking "HURRY UP AND GET TO THE POINT".

Does anyone else feel this way?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house.
You can bloody waffle for Britain Gonz.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Gonz - WAFFLES!
You're coming to my neck of the woods for them.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:25, Reply)

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodOH GOD
I was just thinking the other day that I fancy some.

I'm on a health thing at the moment, starting today, but I reckon I could make that a treat next week, HAWT D8? They do waffles at that milkshake place, that look well tasty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:26, Reply)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES.
HAVE TO RUN NOW, BUT LET'S MAKE A DATE FO SHO.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I'll re-write what you said in my style, and let's see what people preffer (btw, this is definatly the saddest I've ever done).
He's a smug cunt.
There was that gizmp.mp3 bloke too from years ago, he was a .... [no, wait, I wouldn't bring up something that nobody here knows about.]

Fuck 'im, I've just had that tooth pulled out, and I can't light up 'cus my mouth is numb.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:25, Reply)