Nope - fifteen quid from the local boot fair.
I dread to think what a flat-pack guitar would take to put together; probably the instructions would all be in Swedish.

*doesn't like flat-pack furniture*
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It would have an amusing name
And you'd be able to play all your favourite Electric Boys songs.

Most of the furniture in my flat is flat pack, but I don't own any musical instruments (unless my laptop and iPhone count)
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Doesn't the iPhone come with an app
to make music. An ocarina?
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Not as standard
but I'm sure there's plenty in the app store.

I recently got an app for my iPhone to make it imitate an electric shaver.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:39, Reply)

How does it imitate a shaver?
By vibrating? If so, I think you were mis-sold it.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:42, Reply)

IT has a picture of the shaver on the screen
and makes shaver noises that change depending on it's orientation and the speed/acceleration it's moved with. If you want to give people looking from afar the impression that your iPhone is a shaver, this is the app to use.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:44, Reply)

So it's a shaver
from very, very far away? Awesome.

*wants*
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:49, Reply)

It specialises on invisible hairs
and lets people who nag you for not shaving STFU until they get closer.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Shaving ain't all that.
There is much to be said for stubble.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)

fucking this

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)

FUCK YEAH STUBBLE

( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:10, Reply)