Rogue hair?
I remember pulling a foot-long hair out from betwixt my buttocks last year. It wasn't one of mine.

Oh, and happy birthday. Hope something comes to brighten up the first day of your 36th year on this terrifying planet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Thank you one and all
for all your kind and hairy words on this dull day.

I think I will spend tonight getting high with my cat. That sounds wrong. Hmmmmm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Pshaw!
That's no age. I'm starting to arrange my 50th birthday celebrations.* Who knows, I might even turn it into a B3TA bash!
Does anyone know of a midlands venue that would allow live music from the guests?

* May 2010 but I like to be organised when it comes to alcomahol and music.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, Reply)

*SQUEALS*
*waits with open diary*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)