What ho chums
Today, I turned 36. It's fucking shit. FML
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:02, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy birthday, youngster
36 is fine. Just wait till you get to 40!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:08, Reply)

aw come on
i'm 37 next month and you know what....it makes zero difference. I think most men stop aging at about 17 anyway. just bust out the birthday beak, you'll soon forget.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Ah happy birthday
You're only four and a half years older than me. Chin up!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Ha ha
I'm 10 years younger than you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:11, Reply)

We can tell.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Only 10?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Happy birthday you miserable fuck.
From a 44 year old miserable fuck.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:11, Reply)

cheers, gorgeous
I'm celebrating by being unable to pay my mortgage.

YESSSSSS!!!!! *punches air*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Well I usually celebrate with presents and cake but each to their own.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Happy birthday!
May your mind stay the same as the dusty shell grows older!

I believe it is customary to offer internet cake. Please, have a slice of Victoria Sponge.
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:16, Reply)

No no no no.
No cake. Only rape.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Ah, internet rape
The best flavour
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:22, Reply)

What about cake rape?
With chloroform flavour buttercream
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:25, Reply)

I was very disappointed by rape oil
If anything it made it MORE difficult.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Happy birthday old boy!
I'll be 34 in December. Only yesterday I was reflecting on the fact I still feel about twenty years old and I'm not in any hurry to grow up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Happy birthday!
Congrats on making it this far.
( Peej, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:17, Reply)

has the red crystal on your hand started flashing and beeping yet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Logan's run.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Philistine.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Ah yes
Saw it once, about 20 years ago.

Michael York's face makes me feel sick for some reason, so I avoid his work where possible. He is in that, isn't he?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I know what you mean
although the musketeer films are great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:38, Reply)

I think perhaps it's his face
and voice combined. Weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I get the same thing with Michael Winner.
Voice or face on their own, fine. Both together, violent genocidal tendencies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Happy Birthday from 5 years older
You're heading into ear- and nose-hair territory...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Ha!
Bizarrely only yesterday my brother (39) texted me excitedly to tell me he reckoned he'd just pulled out an inch-and-a-half long nose hair. Whilst I was in a meeting.

Thanks for that, dear boy.


EDIT it's unlikely that even hair can survive inside my nose, I reckon

*Westbrooks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I love pulling out nose hairs.
Very satisfying, even though sometimes it makes my eyes water.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)

i still
get the teh fear when i recall the rogue 4" hair i pulled from my chest. all the others where no more than an inch, but this fucker.....*shivers*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I have a blonde and very fine hair that grows from under my jaw and can reach an inch.
*is proud*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

My ears occasionally produce a hair of such wonder I'd have been worshipped in ancient Egypt.
Over the past couple of years my shoulders have started sprouting the odd thick black hair. I sometimes feel like I'm in that scene from The Fly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I get the odd rogue one too
I noticed a particularly long one on my left arm. All the others seem to be just normal half inchers, but there's this huge one which loops out like a solar flare.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Perhaps you have an enormous and sinuous magnetic field.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I have been known
to cause the northern sky to glow at night...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Rogue hair?
I remember pulling a foot-long hair out from betwixt my buttocks last year. It wasn't one of mine.

Oh, and happy birthday. Hope something comes to brighten up the first day of your 36th year on this terrifying planet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Thank you one and all
for all your kind and hairy words on this dull day.

I think I will spend tonight getting high with my cat. That sounds wrong. Hmmmmm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Pshaw!
That's no age. I'm starting to arrange my 50th birthday celebrations.* Who knows, I might even turn it into a B3TA bash!
Does anyone know of a midlands venue that would allow live music from the guests?

* May 2010 but I like to be organised when it comes to alcomahol and music.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, Reply)

*SQUEALS*
*waits with open diary*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)

happy birthday
though it's not really a proper birthday is it? i had more fun after my 40th was out of the way. being 50 has been shit so far but it will get better.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:47, Reply)