I was a bit drunk when I went to Sainsbury's last night
and Wookiee forced me to buy them because it was bogof. I am now overrun with the fucking things.
It's all his fault.
( thealternativefact, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

kick his arse
actually, make a contraption out of escalopes that can be fit into the chuck of an electric drill so that it turns into a rotary escalope slapping machine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:26, Reply)

No need.
He hurled his entire self onto a nightclub floor at the weekend and has now ended up with a crippled elbow, causing him to flail his arm around in a Beadle/TRex offspring kind of way. I think that's enough pain for now.
( thealternativefact, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

but you didn't have any role in that
or did you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I was many counties away.
Even I'm not that influential.
( thealternativefact, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

you disappoint me
:-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I disappoint myself :(
I wish I had more power, but at least Wookiee is capable of destroying himself even when I'm not around.
( thealternativefact, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

that is reassuring

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)