not screw with them
although that would be good.

but no, cigarettes and a call to the gf would probably be in order.

and shaving my hair off if I've got time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and time to sit back
all smug in your chair on a life led smugly.

I'd probably run across the road to where my ex works and give her a good squeeze.
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

squeeze shag
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

would be
more preferable
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

well, I've got no complaints
better to be able to sit back smugly in the last 5 minutes of existence than to not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

hear hear
well said sir smug twat
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Can you teach me to be smug? I imagine life would be more satisfying. Even if it were in my last five minutes.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I could teach you all sorts of things baby
seriously though, it comes effortlessly.

There is a three step programme:
1. Figure out what you think constitutes an awesome person
2. Be like that
3. Be smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

hmmm
I don't see this working
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)

why not?
maybe I can help you through it

edit: this might seem like I'm being serious here, and acting like some kind of counsellor. this is not the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)

lolling @ ur edit

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)