scream, panic, run around
bosh some cunt over the head with a monitor, then violate their prone body

or better still, mutually agree to a last gasp orgy of fanny batter and lemon curd with everyone around. I still wouldn't turn bumsexual though. Tits and fannies all the way.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What if I wore a short skirt
and a long wig?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

if anything
that's more likely to dissuade him than anything else
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I don't think he can afford to be fussy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

you're probably right
and any shame produced by indulging in brown love would soon be extinguished.......then again, would i want to go into the afterlife, stinking of shite, spunk and shame?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

i'm not sure anyone
would notice the shite and the spunk, what with the overwhelming stench of shame radiating from you
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)