I need proof of the awesomeness
A picture of your elephantine cock ought to do it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dressed as Duncan Norvelle?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I had to look him up
Pffft
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

You had to look him up?
I am disappointed in you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I'd never heard of him
Even looking at him on Wikipedia I still have no idea who he is or what he's been in
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

He's been in nothing
Apart from light entertainment.
But a cock would look good dressed as him. Especially in his safari suit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

*image search*
Ewwww....
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Go'way Bert
Nothing makes you go ewww
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)

It's not the image of him that makes me go 'ewwww'
it's the thought of dressing my cock up in a blonde wig like some eighties Blue Peter presenter reject
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:16, Reply)

the one who died
of the Aids
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

There is no film strong enough to contain the image of AWSOMENESS of my massive
elephants-leg sized cock. My balls are bigger than PLANETS. BIG FUCK OFF PLANETS !!!!!!!!!!!!! If you would like to see my cock, I think that makes you just a little bit gay, you big gayer you.
(Roosta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I'm a little bit gay for you right now
all this talk of how awesome you are has given me a massive great honk-on.

When you say planets, are we talking mercury and venus size, or Jupiter and Saturn size?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Bet it's Mars
Like those Mars planets you can buy in Tesco.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Haha!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Planets so big and AWSOME there is no way anyone can comprehend their size !!!!!!!!
Oh, and I am totally gay for you. I would love to spread your baby jelly on my toast and call you Daddy.
(Roosta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I reckon I could comprehend some pretty big planets
Surely if yours were that big they would have collapsed in on themselves and you'd have a big singularity in your pants?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:10, Reply)

stoppit............
you're making me wet with your talk of black holes

you know the only black hole I want is the one you're talking out of, baby.
(Roosta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'll stop talking out of it
when you start licking it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)