If Libby Kennedy bumped into me in the street
A swift blow to the head with a claw-hammer, followed by bundling her into my mothers car (who would be driving).

Then we'd take her home, tie her up, and treat her like a normal girlfriend. We would dress her together, wash her together, finger her orifices together, and generally take very good care of her.

And if I squeezed her too hard and she becomes dead, I would search for her mother, Susan.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think a claw hammer is a bit much
I think I'd settle for asking her if my handkerchief smelt of chloroform, followed by a healthy dose of rohypnol.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

orange claw hammer?
i think i may go on an annoying 'spot the beefheart lyric' mission today...
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)