I want to go to bed.
Unfortunately there's a stoned looking Siamese curled up on my pillow, and when I displace him he climbs back up and curls around my head.

If I lock him out of the room he belms outside the door. It's too cold out tonight to throw him outside- he's getting elderly and frail. If I just chuck him off the bed he comes back up moments later.

I'm thinking that maybe I should throw him under the covers and give him a Dutch Oven. Therefore I'm drinking dark beer to work up the farts.

I love the cat, but at times he can be a real pain...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 4:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lock him outside the door
Use earplugs. Sorted.
(stimpy, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 7:41, Reply)

stoned looking Siamese?
probably got the munchies
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:49, Reply)