food
I've just been a different Chinese takeaway than my regular. The fact that the person behind the counter looked EXACTLY like the diamond-face villain from Die Another Day did not make up for how startlingly bland the food was.

What Bond Villain-a-like has sold you a piss poor takeaway? Perhaps a Turkish version of Scaramanga has sold you a kebeb that tasted of the polystyrene box they put it in.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 22:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not Bond and not poor
but at our new local curry house, Laurence Fishburne is one of the waiters. We took the Red Balti.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 6:44, Reply)

The guy in my local chippie
Swears he's Elvis.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)