Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:33, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ribs!
nom,
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:37, Reply)

lungs!
nom
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:40, Reply)

livers!
nom.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:42, Reply)

pools
nom
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:43, Reply)

(birken)heads!
not nom.

you ever been to birkenhead?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:45, Reply)

(maiden)heads!
nom nom

Never been to Birkenhead but have been to Maidenhead several times.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:51, Reply)

i suppose an Earl who's been given an O.B.E. becomes an ear-lobe?
ears!
nom.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:56, Reply)

And a Shah who'se been given an M.B.E. becomes a French leg
Jambe.
Nom
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:25, Reply)

hola

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:47, Reply)

que passa, amigo?
how's yer fettle?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:48, Reply)

too many definitions for me to possibly know which you mean by 'fettle'

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:54, Reply)

i thought we covered this last week sometime?
"how's yer fettle"="how are you doing?"
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:57, Reply)

maybe we did, maybe we didn't, what's it to ya?
*shifty eyes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:58, Reply)

i'll tell ya what's it to ya in a minute...
why, i oughta...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I don't think you can handle it, pops

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:04, Reply)

i'd like to give it a try, if it's all the same to you...

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:18, Reply)

actually it usually is :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Hola Ho Kristine

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:52, Reply)

hola peter breath

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Hola eat-at-Beth's

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:05, Reply)

can we not play this game today?
Tell me something special.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

I've been designing the Cow 2.0™
This one has wings.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Flying cows are not fun!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

They're harder to contain too
But a fun prank to play on an annoying farmer. Inseminate the existing cows with Cow 2.0™ and watch the farmer's face as his herd takes off for pastures new.

Glad to have you back Dok
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Glad to be back Spakka
Why not just make them very angry and nasty, that would sort out the problems.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I think I'll just give them aimable udders so they can squirt milk at their targets mid-flight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Here you go
Cold potatoes aren't hot!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:14, Reply)

that's certainly something

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

And
It's a special something.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:17, Reply)

tell us about your pants

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:25, Reply)

My pants
Well they fit rather well and have a large bomb drawn on them and the words "weapon of mass seduction".

How about yours?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:40, Reply)

they've got a decaying corpse and above it says "Juicy"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Yum
I wish mine said that
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Alright chaps
I've been at A&E today. They were, despite my otherwise ardent and vocal support of the NHS, really quite shit and I am still really quite ill. Fnar.
Still, might be able to pull a sicky tomorrow - silver lining and all that jazz. How're all of you?
(berk, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Greetings berk
What caused you to be borked this time? At least you have a day off to look forward to.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I had
horrendous gut pain. Whimper-inducingly, stomach-clutchingly bad, so my boss made me go to the hospital. They faffed about for a few hours, said I was dehydrated and told me to go home, drink fluids and take painkillers.
1) they gave me ibuprofen on an empty stomach, which is a big no-no
2) ibuprofen is contraindicated in gastric problems, because it can cause or exacerbate gastric problems
3) I was dehydrated because I couldn't eat or drink, the pain was that bad
4) They didn't actually do a damn thing about what I went in for

so I was understandably quite cross. However, I don't feel that bad right now, so I suppose its not such a big deal. Gawd'elp them if I feel like shit tomorrow, because I will go back and spread it around.
(berk, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Have a * hug *
It's what we're here for.

Couldn't you have had some water before you took the ibuprofen?

Even if you feel better tomorrow, you deserve a day off.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:54, Reply)