can we not play this game today?
Tell me something special.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been designing the Cow 2.0™
This one has wings.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Flying cows are not fun!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

They're harder to contain too
But a fun prank to play on an annoying farmer. Inseminate the existing cows with Cow 2.0™ and watch the farmer's face as his herd takes off for pastures new.

Glad to have you back Dok
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Glad to be back Spakka
Why not just make them very angry and nasty, that would sort out the problems.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I think I'll just give them aimable udders so they can squirt milk at their targets mid-flight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Here you go
Cold potatoes aren't hot!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:14, Reply)

that's certainly something

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

And
It's a special something.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:17, Reply)

tell us about your pants

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:25, Reply)

My pants
Well they fit rather well and have a large bomb drawn on them and the words "weapon of mass seduction".

How about yours?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:40, Reply)

they've got a decaying corpse and above it says "Juicy"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Yum
I wish mine said that
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)